Audition Notice for the comedy, "Rumors", by Neil Simon

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden's Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience confusions and miscommunications, with the evening spinning off into classic farcical hilarity. "Has nothing on its mind except making the audience laugh." - The New York Times ROLES NEEDED Ken Gorman.....32-40, well-spoken, handsome attorney, a bit high strung Chris Gorman.....32-38, Ken's elegant & attractive wife, a bit high strung Lenny Ganz.....32-42, accountant, irascible, sarcastic, & very likeable Clair Ganz.....30-40, Lenny's gossip-monger, attractive wife, Westchester, NY housewife type Ernie Cusak.....40-55, smug psychiatrist Cookie Cusak.....40-50, Ernie's wife, bad back, a very dramatic, physical personality Glenn Cooper.....32-50, ambitious, polished man preparing for a run for the state senate. Cassie Cooper.....25-25, jealous type, Glenn's trophy wife, Insecure, sexy, shrewish Officer Pudney.....male or female, 23-31, a rookie cop Officer Welch.....male or female, 35-50, vigorous, straight-talking, veteran police officer Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script. A perusal copy is available at the theatre. All auditions will be in the Green Room. Rehearsals begin Monday, July 27. Production dates are September 4 - 20.